Novelty Items

Stressed Out up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  BECAUSE my KIDS stress me the hell out. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Hangout up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  I JUST WANT TO SIP WINE AND HANGOUT WITH MY DOG. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Memories up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  HANGOVERS ONLY LAST A DAY BUT MEMORIES LAST A LIFETIME. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: A Christmas MIRACLE is when you say no to a glass of wine. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Seeking JOLLY men bearing gifts. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Deck the halls with cat nip mouses Falalalala Lalalala.  Wreck the tree and blame the doggies. Saying embroidered in black.  Embroidered Christmas tree. Super absorbent. Material...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sometimes I open my mouth and my MOTHER comes out. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Our DAD has the most awesome kids in the world. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I'm on a Tequila Diet, so far I have lost two days. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Exercise?!  I thought you said extra fries. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: At the beach, unlike bikinis, flip flops fit EVERY YEAR. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Never Laugh at your wife's choices.  You are one of them! Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...