Novelty Items
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Waffle Weave Cotton Kitchen Dishtowel I'm Retired
Mona B
$16.00Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I'M RETIRED. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content: 100% Cotton. Approximate size: 20" W x 28" H...$16.00 -
Waffle Weave Cotton Kitchen Dishtowel Bad Mood
Mona B
$16.00Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Life's too short to wake up in BAD MOOD I save mine for when I get to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content: 100% Cotton. Approximate size: 20" W x...$16.00 -
Waffle Weave Cotton Kitchen Dishtowel Chapstick
Mona B
$17.00Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Some people should use a GLUESTICK instead of CHAPSTICK. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content: 100% Cotton. Approximate size: 20" W x 28" H. Care: ...$17.00 -
Waffle Weave Cotton Kitchen Dishtowel Mombie
Mona B
$17.00Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: MOMBIE: An exhausted mother that feeds on coffee & survives on wine. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content: 100% Cotton. Approximate size: 20"...$17.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel My Kids Have Paws
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: My Kids Have Paws. Reads: My kids have PAWS. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into the cotton so the towel...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Lemons Cosmo
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Lemons. Reads: When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka and call the girls. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Brunch
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Brunch. Reads: Brunch (n). The socially acceptable excuse for Day Drinking. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Tequila
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Tequila. Reads: Tequila. Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Symptoms
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Symptoms. Reads: I Googled my symptoms. Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Sorry I Slapped You
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Sorry I Slapped You. Reads: I'm sorry I slapped you. You didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Answer Is Wine
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Answer Is Wine. Reads: There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...$22.00 -
Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel Picture On Wine Bottle
Cora & Pate
$22.00Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style: Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads: If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...$22.00