Novelty Items

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Lemons. Reads:  When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka and call the girls. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Brunch. Reads:  Brunch (n).  The socially acceptable excuse for Day Drinking. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Let Me Check. Reads:  Let me check my giveashitometer.  Nope, nothing. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Some Days. Reads:  Some days there just aren't enough middle fingers. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Tequila. Reads:  Tequila.  Because the chandelier isn't going to swing itself. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Symptoms. Reads:  I Googled my symptoms.  Turns out I'm a bitch. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Answer Is Wine. Reads:  There comes a time each day when no matter what the question, the answer is wine. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Picture On Wine Bottle. Reads:  If I ever disappear, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton.  That way all of my friends will know I'm missing. Extra high thread count for...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Outdoorsy. Reads:  If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, I'm outdoorsy. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the...

Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel. Style:  Wine Stopper. Reads:  You use a wine stopper?  That's adorable. Extra high thread count for superior softness, thickness, and absorbency. Specialized ink jet technology infuses the design into...

Both Ways up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  I GO BOTH WAYS.  WHITE.  RED. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x W8"...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.  I laugh because they don't know IT'S HEREDITARY. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...