Novelty Items

Both Ways up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  I GO BOTH WAYS.  WHITE.  RED. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x W8"...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.  I laugh because they don't know IT'S HEREDITARY. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I WORK HARD so my dog can have a better life. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I had my patience tested.  I'M NEGATIVE. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I don't know how to act my age BECAUSE I've never been this age before. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: What do you mean Santa has enough REINDEER? Saying embroidered in black.  Reindeer dog embroidered in red, green and black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sorry I missed your call I took too long to answer 'cause I was DANCING to the ringtone. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate...

Wine Friends up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Good FOOD Good WINE Good FRIENDS Good Times Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard...

Love The Wine up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Love The Wine You're With. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass beverage...

Wine A Little up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Wine a little...you deserve it. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Red waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: He sees you when you're DRINKING! Saying embroidered in white.. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do...