Novelty Items

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

This is Adulting up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  THIS IS ME ADULTING. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard...

Red waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: He sees you when you're DRINKING! Saying embroidered in white.. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FORGET MILK!  got wine? Saying embroidered in red. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FRIENDS are therapists you can DRINK with. Saying embroidered in multicolors. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Group Therapy. Saying embroidered in black. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach...

Black waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: At my Age, I need Glasses! Saying embroidered in white and 'glasses' is in pink, orange, and yellow. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care: ...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Wine is the answer.  What was the question? Saying embroidered in brown. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Wine takes the BITCH right out of me. Saying embroidered in black and burgundy red. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

Stressed Out up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  BECAUSE my KIDS stress me the hell out. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Hangout up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  I JUST WANT TO SIP WINE AND HANGOUT WITH MY DOG. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5"...

Memories up-cycled canvas 2 Bottle wine bag. Reads:  HANGOVERS ONLY LAST A DAY BUT MEMORIES LAST A LIFETIME. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Genuine leather handle. Antique metal hardware. Approximate...