Novelty Items

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sorry I missed your call I took too long to answer 'cause I was DANCING to the ringtone. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate...

A Girl and Her Dog up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  A WOMAN CANNOT SURVIVE ON WINE ALONE.  SHE ALSO NEEDS A DOG. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle.  (Color varies from the bag color...

Wine Friends up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Good FOOD Good WINE Good FRIENDS Good Times Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard...

Love The Wine up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Love The Wine You're With. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass beverage...

Wine A Little up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  Wine a little...you deserve it. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Approximate size:  H11" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard wine/glass...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

This is Adulting up-cycled canvas wine bag. Reads:  THIS IS ME ADULTING. Material is up-cycled military tarps, tents and re-milled canvas. Canvas handle. Approximate size:  H10" x D3.5". Approximate 9" handle drop. Fits standard...

Red waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: He sees you when you're DRINKING! Saying embroidered in white.. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FORGET MILK!  got wine? Saying embroidered in red. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: FRIENDS are therapists you can DRINK with. Saying embroidered in multicolors. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Group Therapy. Saying embroidered in black. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care:  Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach...

Black waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: At my Age, I need Glasses! Saying embroidered in white and 'glasses' is in pink, orange, and yellow. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  18" W x 27" H. Care: ...