Novelty Items

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Life's too short to wake up in BAD MOOD I save mine for when I get to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Some people should use a GLUESTICK instead of CHAPSTICK. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care: ...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  MOMBIE:  An exhausted mother that feeds on coffee & survives on wine. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20"...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.  I laugh because they don't know IT'S HEREDITARY. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I WORK HARD so my dog can have a better life. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: I don't know how to act my age BECAUSE I've never been this age before. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: What do you mean Santa has enough REINDEER? Saying embroidered in black.  Reindeer dog embroidered in red, green and black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Sorry I missed your call I took too long to answer 'cause I was DANCING to the ringtone. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate...

Gray kitchen dishtowel with a funny saying. Style:  Behind every RETIRED man is a wife wishing he would go back to work. Saying embroidered in black. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: A Christmas MIRACLE is when you say no to a glass of wine. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H...

White waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Seeking JOLLY men bearing gifts. Saying embroidered in green and red. Super absorbent. Material Content:  100% Cotton. Approximate size:  20" W x 28" H. Care:  Machine wash...

Tan waffle weave dishtowel with a funny saying. Style: Deck the halls with cat nip mouses Falalalala Lalalala.  Wreck the tree and blame the doggies. Saying embroidered in black.  Embroidered Christmas tree. Super absorbent. Material...